How did the chicken cross the road?
... but not quite the chickens you were thinking of.
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
First it builds the road ...
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket !
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do !
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
Al Gore Chicken:
Waiting for completion of NCI (National Chicken-crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the program.
DEFINE VARIABLE CHICKEN AS
DEFINE FEATHERS AS
DEFINE VARIABLE BIRD AS
LEGS BECOMES 2
MOUTH BECOMES BEAK
DEFINE WINGS AS
ARMS + FEATHERS
DEFINE BIKES AS
DEFINE BIKE AS
ALIAS OF MOTORBIKE
DEFINE BUSES AS
DEFINE BUS AS
DEFINE CARS AS
DEFINE CAR AS
DEFINE MOTORBIKES AS
DEFINE MOTORBIKE AS
DEFINE LORRIES AS
DEFINE LORRY AS
DEFINE ROAD AS
DEFINE NO-MORE-VEHICLES AS
ROAD - CARS - LORRIES - BIKES - BUSES
BEGIN MAIN SUBROUTINE 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING