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Kaverilta kuultua:

              BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
                         Pinnochio
                          Libero
           Vimto     Memento    Borneo     Tango
                   Cheerio         Subbuteo
                Scenario             Fellatio
                         Portfolio
     SUBS:
     Placebo
    Porno
    Polio
    Banjo
    Brasso
    Stereo (L)
    Stereo (R)
    Hydrochlorofluoro
    Aristotle
 
            YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 98
                                 Itch
            Annoyingitch     Hardtoreachitch     Scratchanitch
               Hic         Sic          Spic         Pric
                       Digaditch       Fallinaditch
                             Horseraditch
     SUBS:
     Mowapitch
    Letsgetrich
    Shagabitch
                   RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
                         Whodyanicabolicov
                 Ticlycov    Chesticov     Nasticov
                    Slalomsky        Downhillsky
               Risky        Swedishshev     Mastershev
                      Fuckov          Taykitov
     SUBS:
     Rubitov
    Gechakitov
    Sodov
    Pastryshev
    Najinsky
    Desert Orchid
 
                    ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
                          Chatanoogaciouciou
               Atishiou        Blessiou        Thankyiou
                    Busqueue            Snookercu
             Pennyciou       Twoapennyciou     Fourapennyciou
                   I'llgetciou       Youandwhosarmi
     SUBS:
     U
    NonU
    ManU
    Stuffyiou
    Lee Kwan Yu
 
                     DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
                            Toomanigoalssen
           Tryandstopussen   Crapdefenssen     Haveagossen
 
                    Firstsson         Seccondsson
                              Thirdsson
               Legshurtssen               Notroubleseeingussen
                    Wherestheballssen    Getthebeerssen
     SUBS:
     Howmanygoalsisthatssen
    Finallygaveupcountinssen
    Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
    Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
 
                   ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
                               Baloni
              Potbelli        Beerbelli       Giveitsumwelli
               Wotsontelli   Toonsgotkenni     Onetoomani
                    Legslikejelli         Havabenni
                     Wobblijelli     Spendapenni
     SUBS:
     Cantthinkofani!!!
    Buggermi
 
                       MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
                               San Francisco
         Costa Brava     Hopelez    Juan Andonly    Manuel Gearbox
            Don Criformi-Argentina     Bodegas    Luis Canon
 
                    Sombrero    Chihuahua       Jose
     SUBS:
     Jesus Maria Don Key
    Burrito
    Speedy Gonzalez
    Tequila
    Caramba
 
                     DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
                           Kenning van Hire
          Van Diemansland   Van der Valk   Van Gard    Van Ereal-dizeez
         Ad van Tagus    Hertz van Rental   Transit van Dors
              Van Coova   Van Sprokendown   Aye van Hoe
     SUBS:
     Van Iller
    Van Ishincreme
    Van Morrison
    KEBOB
    FORNTA
    SHINY NEW PLORNT IN HEWSTORN
 
 
 News reaches us that Brazilian striker Fellatio no longer
has a limp. This could prove to be a major blow.
 Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man
 Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the
 hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor..
 There is no place in the Dutch squad for sweeper, Dick van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after
 he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in
a dyke