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BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
Pinnochio
Libero
Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
Cheerio Subbuteo
Scenario Fellatio
Portfolio
SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 98
Itch
Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
Hic Sic Spic Pric
Digaditch Fallinaditch
Horseraditch
SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
Slalomsky Downhillsky
Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
Fuckov Taykitov
SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Desert Orchid
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
Busqueue Snookercu
Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
Firstsson Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen
SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli Toonsgotkenni Onetoomani
Legslikejelli Havabenni
Wobblijelli Spendapenni
SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi
MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
San Francisco
Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina Bodegas Luis Canon
Sombrero Chihuahua Jose
SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba
DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98
Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Ereal-dizeez
Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe
SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison
KEBOB
FORNTA
SHINY NEW PLORNT IN HEWSTORN
News reaches us that Brazilian striker Fellatio no longer
has a limp. This could prove to be a major blow.
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man
Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the
hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor..
There is no place in the Dutch squad for sweeper, Dick van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after
he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in
a dyke
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