Be on the look out for the following viruses
Clinton Virus: Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
Viagra Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after two bytes.
Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus: Deletes all old files.
Ellen Degeneres Virus: Disks can no longer be inserted.
Disney Virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy :).
Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Joey Buttafuoco Virus: Only attacks minor files.
Arnold Schwartzenegger Virus: Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
Lorena Bobbit Virus: Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.