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Be on the look out for the following viru

Be on the look out for the following viruses

Clinton Virus:  Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

Viagra Virus:  Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

Lewinsky Virus:  Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

Ronald Reagan Virus:  Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson Virus:  Quits after two bytes.

Oprah Winfrey Virus:  Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus:  Deletes all old files.

Ellen Degeneres Virus:  Disks can no longer be inserted.

Disney Virus:  Everything in your computer goes Goofy :).

Prozac Virus:  Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Joey Buttafuoco Virus:  Only attacks minor files.

Arnold Schwartzenegger Virus:  Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.

Lorena Bobbit Virus:  Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.