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Be on the look out for the following viru

	Be on the look out for the following viruses Clinton Virus:  Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. Viagra Virus:  Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. Lewinsky Virus:  Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. Ronald Reagan Virus:  Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Mike Tyson Virus:  Quits after two bytes. Oprah Winfrey Virus:  Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB. Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus:  Deletes all old files. Ellen Degeneres Virus:  Disks can no longer be inserted. Disney Virus:  Everything in your computer goes Goofy :). Prozac Virus:  Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. Joey Buttafuoco Virus:  Only attacks minor files. Arnold Schwartzenegger Virus:  Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK. Lorena Bobbit Virus:  Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.