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You know you are a hacker if...
You know you are a hacker if...
If you have glassy bloodshot eyes when you walk into class and hand in your Programming 1 homework (a inventory program with svga graphics and soundblaster support), and you are failing Calculus... you might be a hacker.
If you constantly like to say "We're IN!" Just to watch all the people in your computer lab jump to see what's on your computer screen... you might be a hacker.
If you have a $3000 computer and a $300 car... you might be a hacker.
If you can figure out someone's location within 30 milesjust by looking at the IP... you might be a hacker.
If you think girls are nice but they take too long to download... you might be a hacker.
If you can remember more than 50 computer related TLAs... you could possibly be a hacker.
If you thought that where's waldo was a pirated software about some guy named waldo... it's possible that you're a hacker. (warez waldo)
If you can whistle the handshake for most modems... youmight be a hacker.
If you've ever gone to Radio Shack just to mess with the salesmen... you could be a hacker.
If you've ever recompiled Linux just because you felt like it... it's very possible that you are a hacker.
If you've ever overclocked your CPU... you might be a hacker.
If you use a hex editor more often than a text editor... you might be a hacker.
If you get 4.0 in your CS classes and 0.4 in all the other classes... you could possibly be a hacker.
If you've ever programmed a game for a graphing calculator... you might be a hacker.
If you spell file "phile" and phone "fone"... you might be a hacker.
If you find yourself trying to destroy that floppy in your pocket whenever the police drive by... you might be a hacker.
If someone asks you if they can borrow 8 megs of ram, and you reach into your pocket to hand it to them... you might be a hacker.
If you think the only good thing to do with a Mac is to run LINUX on it... you just might be a hacker.
If you've ever been in a classroom with computers and made the instructors PC say something like "Ha ha! I have now taken over your PC!" during the class... you might be a hacker.
If you've ever heard of Archibald Applebanger Horowitz III... you might be a hacker.
If you have ever scared a sysadmin by sending him a message from root explaining how lax their security is... you might be a hacker.
If you've ever leveled your furniture with computer punch cards... you might be a hacker.
If every time you say "Oops" you've just toasted at least $300 worth of hardware... you might be a hacker.
If you've ever built a pyramid out of Mountain Dew... you might be a hacker.
If your idea of having a screwless case involves taking all the screws out of the case... you might be a hacker.
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