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Yes  =  No
No  = Yes
Maybe  =  No
We need  =  I want
I'm sorry  =  You'll be sorry
We need to talk  =  I need to complain
Sure, go ahead  =  I don't want you to
Is my bum fat?  =  Tell me I'm beautiful
Do what you want  =  You'll pay for this later
I'm not upset  =  Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?  =  Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate  =  Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights  =  I hate my thighs
You're so .. manly  =  You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me?  =  I'm going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision  =  The correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight  =  Is sex all youever think about?
I'll be ready in a minute  =  Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me?  =  I did something today that you're really not going to like


I'm hungry  =  I'm hungry
I'm sleepy  =  I'm sleepy
I'm tired  =  I'm tired
Nice dress  =  Nice cleavage!
I love you  =  Let's have sex now
I'm bored  =  Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong?  =  I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I love you too  =  OK, I said it, can we have sex now?
May I have this dance?  =  I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime?  =  I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?  =  I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner?  =  I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Will you marry me?  =  I want to make it illegal foryou to have sex with
other men
You look tense, let me give you a massage  =  I wantto have sex with you
in the next 10 minutes
Let's talk  =  I'm trying to impress you by showing that Im a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit  =  I'm gay